Jesse James Gang vs. SWAT

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Deadliest Warrior, Chapter 29: Jesse James Gang vs. SWAT

Narrator:
Jesse James Gang; the vicious outlaw whose bloody crime-sprees made him the most famous bank robber in America. On his last big robbery, a squad of Somali Pirates tried to interfere, and found themselves with a chest full of lead.
(We see Jesse James shoot a Somali Pirate in the chest with his Colt Revolver).

Narrator:
SWAT; The elite special forces of U.S law enforcement, who take on the country's  most dangerous police missions. On their last mission, the SWAT team neutralized a small sect of the KGB.
(We see the KGB leader getting sniped in the head).

                                                        WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world class fighters are testing histories most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who is....THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Jesse James Gang:
Reign of Terror: 1866 - 1876
Members: 4 - 8
Crimes: Bank Robbery & Murder
Win(s): (1) Somali Pirates

SWAT:
Height - 5' 11
Weight - 190 LBS
Gear - 60 LBS
Armor - Kevlar Vest & Helmet
Win(s): (1) KGB

Narrator: Here at the fight club we test out four weapons used by gun slinging bank robbers: The Jesse James Gang

Bowie Knife
Winchester Rifle
Colt Revolver
Pistol Whip

Narrator: And see if they'll be enough to over come the weapons of the long arm of law; SWAT:

Baton & Riot Shield
LWRC-PSD
Remington 700
Taser

Narrator: For our first test, these two teams will test out their close range weapons: Jesse James' Bowie Knife, against the SWATs' Baton & Riot Shield.

Max: What, we're not using the Benelli this time?

Geoff: No, we thought the whole: Gun vs. Knife this was getting old, so we decided to use a more appropriate weapon.

Max: Do police even still use batons any more?

Geoff: Yeah. Probably.

Max: Probably?

Geoff: Well I know for a fact they use Riot Shields!

Dr. Dorian: Wait, I just Goggled it. Yes, SWAT does use batons.

Geoff: See!

Max: Fine, I think the edge should  go to the Bowie Knife. It's way deadlier then a baton

Geoff: Yeah, but would it get through the Riot Shield? The answer is no. And when it doesn't the SWAT will ram them with the shield, then beat their ass with that baton.

Max: But those weapons are meant to subdue people, not kill them!

Dr. Dorian: I hate to say it, but he's right. This is about lethality. Those weapons are not meant to kill people. They can, but not as easily as the Bowie Knife.

Max: And with two to one the close range edge goes to the Bowie Knife.

Edge: Jesse James Gang

Narrator: For the second test, the two bring out their mid range firearms: SWAT's LWRC-PSD and the James' Gang Winchester.

Dr. Dorian: This one is easy. The LWRC-PSD has a greater rate of fire then the Winchester. It has better stopping power and more speed.

Geoff: Agreed.

Max: Me Too.

Edge: SWAT

Narrator: Next, the two teams will bust out their long range weapons: Jess James Colt Revolver against the SWAT's Remington 700.

Max: I vote the sniper rifle on this one.

Geoff: Agreed, it has a greater distance and a higher ammo capacity.

Dr. Dorian: Even if the Revolver does shoot faster, it just doesn't measure up. Edge to the Remington.

Edge: SWAT

Narrator: For the final test, our teams bring out their their special weapons: SWAT's Taser and James' Pistol Whip.

Max: Are either of these really lethal weapons?

Dr. Dorian: Well… technically, the Pistol Whip can be lethal. At least more so then the Taser.

Geoff: True, but will the Pistol Whip affect the SWAT through his Helmet? I doubt it.

Max: Agreed. But the Taser isn't a lethal weapon, it's meant to stun an enemy.

Dr. Dorian: I guess in this case, it's a tie.

Edge: Tie.

Narrator: With all the testing complete, Max Geiger uploads the data gathered from the tests into the battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studio, to simulate a battle to the death between these two warriors. To make sure that victory isn't snatched by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated 1000 times. Who will win in this battle of Cops and Robbers? Jesse James, the most famous bank robbing cowboy around? Or SWAT, who spend their lives trying to protect citizens from violent criminals like Jesse?

Close Range Edge: Jesse James Bowie Knife

Mid Range Edge: SWAT's LWRC-PSD

Long Range Edge: SWAT's Remington 700

Special Weapon Edge: Tie between Taser and Pistol Whip

It's time to find out which warrior is truly the deadliest. Max hits the button on the computer, and suddenly the screen goes "Matrix" on us.

The fight opens on a bank in crisis. Jesse James and his Gang have taken a bank full of people hostage. There are five of them, though only three are currently with the hostages. The other two are attempting to break into the bank vault.

Meanwhile, a SWAT team prepares for there mission to save the hostages and take down the Gang. One of the SWAT takes aim at one of the members left with the hostages with his Remington. Getting the signal from the squad leader, he fires at the man closest to the hostages. The bullet penetrates the glass, and strikers the cowboy in the head. At the same time the rest of the Team Burst through the door screaming for the remaining Gang members to drop their weapons and get on the ground. One member of the gang ran out of the room and hid behind a door as soon as they did, leaving only one living member left to face the fury of four armed SWAT members.

Jesse James Gang: 4
SWAT: 5

The cowboy raised his hands above his head, and slowly went to put his revolver on the ground. Just as he was about to put it on the ground, he cocked it and fired. He wasn't gonna allow himself to be taken captive, even if it cost him his life. His bullet struck one of the SWAT in the knee, making him cry out and fall to the ground. Before another shot could be fired, the thief found himself writhing on the ground in pain. A SWAT with a Riot Shield had fired a taser into his chest.

While the rest of the team moved forward to either apprehend the robber, or check on their injured comrade, the hidden cowboy made his move. Stepping out from his hiding spot, he took aim with his Winchester Rifle and fired. He hit the back of the neck of one of the SWAT, killing him instantly.

Seeing one of their comrades die caused the SWAT to take action. Leaving the injured SWAT, along with the one holding the Taser, the other SWAT went off in pursuit of the killer.

Jess James Gang: 4
SWAT: 4

In all the commotion, the Cowboy who'd been stunned got a chance to catch his breath. When the SWAT with a Riot Shield goes to cuff him, he lunges up and stabs him with a Bowie Knife. He is only hit in the arm, but it causes him to drop his Riot Shield. The SWAT tries to hit him with his Baton, but the crook rolls out of the way. The wounded SWAT wants to help, but if he opens fire, he risks hitting the hostages or his partner.

Getting to his feet, the cowboys shows that he has picked up the Revolver he lost after he was stunned. Aiming, he opens fire, making the Baton SWAT duck. A gasp is heard, and the cowboy smirks. The Baton SWAT turns his head and sees that when he ducked, the bullet struck the wounded SWAT in the throat. The man clutches his wound, but it's hopeless. He collapses in a heap, dead.

JJG: 4
SWAT: 3

The Cowboy turns the gun on the last remaining SWAT. There's nowhere to run, and it looks like this is the end.

Just before the shot is fired though, a different trigger is pulled. The robber's head jerks back, before he falls lifeless to the floor. Turning around, the SWAT sees that the SWAT with the Remington had saved him.

With all the hostages currently secure, and the room they were in free of the James Gang, the two SWAT usher the frightened civilians to safety. When the last one has left, they prepare to follow their comrades. The sniper exchanges his Remington for a LWRC-PSD, while the the Riot Shielder takes another LWRC-PSD, choosing to holster his Taser and Baton.

All ready, they head deeper into the bank.

JJG: 3
SWAT: 3

One of Jesse's gang patrols the halls not far from the vault. Hearing footsteps approaching, he takes action. Not knowing if it was friend or foe, he ducks behind the corner, to wait. Earlier, another member had run past him, claiming the SWAT were coming, and that he'd killed one of them. The man had lost him in the maze of hallways, but he'd soon arrive. That man had gone further to help Jesse, while he had stayed here to keep watch.

The SWAT who had followed the bank robber rounded the corner. When he did, the gang member standing there stabbed his gun hand, making it drop to the floor. When the man grunted in pain, the robber took out his pistol and struck the SWAT in the back of the head. Unfortunately, it did little damage, thanks to the SWATs' helmet.

Having had enough time to recover slightly, the SWAT elbowed the robber in the stomach, making him gasp. Then, he uppercut the man, sending him stumbling backwards. Shaking it off, the robber pulled a Bowie Knife from his belt and tackled the SWAT. They rolled on the ground, the cop trying to take the knife from the criminal.

While the robber tried to get in some stabs, most didn't do much thanks to the SWAT's body armor. Finally though, he managed to free his arm from the SWAT's grasp, and in one quick motion, slit the man's throat.

Getting up, the robber pulled the man's body out of sight, and set up in case another SWAT came his way.

JJG: 3
SWAT: 2

And at that moment, two did. As the first walked around the corner, the gang member pounced on his back, Knife raised. He stabbed, but SWAT body armor saved him from a fatal injury.

The SWAT, now with a painful stab wound, slams his back, and thus the cowboy, into the wall. The man gasps, and let's go, falling to the floor. He gets to his feet quickly though, and prepares to make another charge.

He barely takes two steps before the second SWAT unloads a few rounds from his LWRC into the man's torso. Turning to make sure his comrade is okay, the two continue deeper into the bank.

JJG: 2
SWAT: 2

Jesse James and his brother are now the only two left in the gang. Having heard the gunfire not far away, they start packing up what they can as they get ready to bolt. The brother watches the door while Jesse scoops up as much money as the two of them can carry.

A SWAT appears in the door, gun raised and a warning on his lips. Before he can order the two criminals to drop there weapons, the brother fires his Winchester. It strikes the SWAT in the shoulder, sending him spinning away.

Right behind him came a second SWAT, holding a LWRC and a Riot Shield.As he charged into the room, a quick pull of the trigger was all it took for the brother to get pumped full of lead. He went to fire on Jesse, but the head of the gang already had his Colt drawn, and shot the LWRC out of the SWAT's hands. Before he could get off a second shot, the SWAT hurled his Riot Shield across the short distance between them, knocking Jesse over, and the gun out of his hand.

Groaning on the ground Jesse pulled out a Bowie Knife even as the SWAT was on him with a Baton. The two struggled with each other, dealing superficial wounds. The Baton struck Jesse in the ribs, while the Bowie Knife stabbed the SWAT in the lower leg.

Finally, the SWAT head-butted Jesse, making him fall back slightly. Then, as Jesse raised his knife, the SWAT slammed his Baton into the side of Jesse's head, breaking his jaw. He then slammed it on top of the crook's skull, sending Jesse to his knees. Finally, with his empty hand, the SWAT grabbed the hand Taser at his hip, and slammed into Jesse James' chin, sending powerful volt through his skull. Jesse cried out in anguish, before his eyes rolled back in his head, and the famous criminal fell to the floor unconscious.

The SWAT looked at the downed man, and heaved a sigh of relief. Hearing groaning behind him, he turned to see that the other SWAT was still alive. The man had taken a nasty hit to the shoulder, but he would live. Cuffing the unconscious Jesse, the two made their way back to the front of the building.

Winner: SWAT

SWAT: 587

LWRC-PSD: 307

Remington: 250

Baton & Riot Shield: 30

Taser: 0

Jesse James Gang: 413

Winchester Rifle: 196

Colt Revolver: 173

Bowie Knife: 44

Pistol Whip: 0

Narrator: In this fantastic battle of cops and robbers, it was justice that prevailed in the SWAT team. There victory was largely due to there LWRC which scored over 300 kills in the simulation.

Geoff: I'm not surprised the SWAT won. They have superior weapons and superior armor. While the James gang may have had impressive draw speed on their side, it wasn't enough to overcome the gap in technology.

We see the remaining SWAT getting treated by some medics outside the Bank. Meanwhile, Jesse James is loaded up into a police van, where he will be taken away. The infamous criminal's career is now over.

The End.