Disclaimer: I don't own Deadliest Warrior; but I wish I did.
Deadliest Warrior, Chapter 19: GSG-9 vs. Israeli Commandos
Narrator:
GSG-9, The top secret paramilitary arm of the German police, known as the most lethal counter terrorism squad in the world.
(We see some GSG-9 footmen taking shooting down some terrorists).
Narrator:
The Israeli Commandos; Israelis top secret assassins, who fend off terrorists dedicated to destroying the Jewish nation.
(We see some Commandos using their martial arts to take down some terrorists).
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world class fighters are testing histories most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who is....THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
GSG - 9
Height - 6'
Weight - 200 LBS
Gear - 60 LBS
Armor - Kevlar Vest & Titanium Helmet
Israeli Commandos
Est.1957
Foce Size: Classified
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 180 LBS
Narrator: Here at the Fight Club, we take for weapons used by the German Counter-Terrorist, GSG - 9:
Remington 870 (pump shotgun)
H&K G36 (assault riffle)
H&K PSG1 (sniper riffle)
Stingball Grenade (special non-leathal)
Narrator: And see how they fare when pit against Israelis top secret assassins, the Israeli Commandos:
KA-BAR Knife (Knife)
Glock 19 (Handgun)
Micro Galil (Assault riffle)
Semtex (Explosive)
Narrator: For our first test, these two open fire with their Mid Range Firearms: The GSG-9 H&K G36 against the Israeli Commandos' Glock 19.
Fred prepped his assault riffle before walking out on to the firing range. His task was to kill three targets, but avoid killing the hostages. While running through a special section filled with smoke. Bursting through the first door, he immediately shot the first target in the head. Pushing the hostage to the ground he shot around the corner, and hit the second dummy in the neck. Finally, he busted down the final door, and when the enemy dummy came swinging at him, he peppered it's chest full of lead. All while managing to not kill any hostages. All of this took about 1 minute and 27 seconds. Pretty good overall.
Next was Bob, whose test was to eliminate two targets, and shoot out five lights in fake Bistro. Kicking down the door, he quickly shot at one of the lights, and the dummy across from him. He hit the dummy in the head, but missed the light. Turning, he shot the other dummy in the chest, and then went ahead and shot out the lights. He missed a few times, resulting in him having to reload. In total, the whole thing took about 20 seconds.
Then, to make sure that the tests were fare, and in the interest of science, Bob and Fred switched tests. Fred heading to the Bistro with a full clip in his riffle, and Bob with a reloaded Glock.
Fred had an easier time with the Bistro test, as there was no worry in hitting a hostage. After the two dummies were dead, he just had to release a few quick bursts on the lights. It took about 10 seconds. Bob, with no small light targets, was able to focus on the larger dummy targets. He took about 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Dr. Dorian: Well, looking at the speed and accuracy of both weapons, I think a choice is clear. While the Glock possess a great deal of power, it is only a handgun. The G36 is an assault riffle, so the difference in speed and power is clear. And maybe it was a factor of individual skill, but the G36 seemed more accurate as well. The Mid Range Firearms edge goes to the H&K G36.
Edge: GSG-9
Narrator: the next test, the two fire at a distance with their Long Range Weapons: The Israeli Commando's Micro Galil and the GSG - 9's H&K PSG1.
Again Fred and Bob took positions for this special test. Fred was perched on a hill, inside of a sniper's nest. Bob was a little closer, at about 30 feet. Their target was a dummy that would move back and forth on a wire, and the two would take turns shooting at it. To make it a bit more of a challenge: three dummies were tied to chairs, to simulate hostages. The two would have to shoot the kidnapper as much as possible, but without hurting a hostage.
Bob was first, carefully aiming his Galil. On the buzzer to start the test, he opened fire. Bullets riddled the torso, before Bob had to stop to avoid hitting a hostage; before resuming his barrage. By the time the test was over, Bob had managed to fire 23 rounds in about 48 seconds. Changing out the dummy for a fresh one, the cast signaled Fred in the Sniper's Nest.
Fred cocked his PSG1 and started firing on the moving torso. The bullets were very powerful, and some of them ripped right thorough the torso. After a steady cycle of cock, aim, fire, repeat, the team calls an end to the test. In the same amount of time as Bob's Galil, Fred had only fired 18 rounds, though no less accurately.
Dr. Dorian: It's tough in cases like this, to compare an assault riffle to a sniper riffle. The PSG1 has the edge in range, and certainly has a great deal of stopping power. But the Galil has more rapid fire capabilities, and seems to be just as accurate. It's a tough call, but I'm giving the edge to the Micro Galil.
Edge: Israeli Commandos
Narrator: For out third test, the kid gloves come off as our two Special Force soldiers unleash their special weapons: The GSG-9 Stingball Grenade, against the Israeli Commandos' Semtex.
Fred checked over the targets that surrounded him. There were five targets, arranged in a circle. Stepping out of the circle, he tosses a Stingball Grenade in the center. The bomb burst, sending up a cloud of smoke. But when the doctor checked out targets, none were really injured.
Dr. Dorian: While the grenade didn't actually kill anyone, you have to remember; that's not what it's meant for.
Next, Bob arranged the targets for his test. One dummy, holding a cell phone laced with Semtex, surrounded by four "bystander" dummies. Getting to a safe distance, he set off the charge. The cell phone exploded, and took the target's torso clean off. However, the bystanders were just fine.
Dr. Dorian: Both of these weapons are used very well by these groups, but in terms of shear killing power, I have to give the explosive edge to the Semtex.
Edge: Israeli Commandos.
Narrator: For our final test, the two warriors will try out their close range weaponry: The Israeli Commandos' KA-BAR Knife, and the GSG-9's Remington 870.
Dr. Dorian: Look this one is quick in easy. The choices are:
Bob stabbed a dummy repeatedly in the torso with the KA-BAR Knife.
Dr. Dorian: Or this . . .
Fred unloads his Remington 870 shotgun into the chest and torso of a dummy, spraying blood across the testing area.
Dr. Dorian: We try to make this fair and balanced, but sometimes things just don't work out that way. This is a comparison between a gun and a knife. Sorry, not a 'tuff call. Short Range edge goes to the Remington 870.
Edge: GSG-9
Narrator: With all the testing complete, Max Geiger uploads the data gathered from the tests into the battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studio, to simulate a battle to the death between these two warriors. To make sure that victory isn't snatched by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated 1000 times. Who will win in this battle of Special Forces? The German Counter-Terrorism Squad? Or Israeli's top secret Assassins?
Close Range Edge: GSG-9 Remington 870
Mid Range Edge: GSG-9 H&K G36
Long Range Edge: Israeli Commandos Micro Galil
Special Weapon Edge: Israeli Commandos Semtex
It's time to find out which warrior is truly the deadliest. Max hits the button on the computer, and suddenly the screen goes "Matrix" on us.
This fight takes place in a lot with a bunch of abandoned buildings. A squad of GSG-9 enter through a broken gate, preparing a to search the lot. One GSG-9 gave a signal to another, and that GSG-9 nodded before going to take a sniper's position in a nearby warehouse. The rest continued deeper into the area. As they turned a corner the saw a group of Israeli Commandos entering the opposite end. They saw each other and reacted. A Commando fired off a couple of rounds from his Micro Galil, hitting a GSG-9 in the chest, killing him. The GSG-9's comrade responded by firing back at the Israeli with his H&K G36. The Commando tried to dodge, but was killed when a few punctured his heart. With a man dead on each side, the GSG-9 tried a tactical retreat, running through one of the warehouses; the Israeli Commandos in pursuit.
GSG-9: 4 Israeli Commando: 4
The GSG-9 Commander made it to the other side of the warehouse first. Just as he exited the warehouse, he ducked to the side of the door, took out his Remington 870 and waited. He saw his three men rush past, followed soon after by the Israeli Commandos. When he saw the fourth run out, he blasted him in the back with his shotgun; before running to join his men.
GSG-9: 4 Israeli Commandos: 3
The GSG-9 split up, with one of them running into a warehouse filled with boxes. Ducking behind one, he looked out to see a Commando come in. The Commando looked around, clearly searching for him. Smirking, the GSG-9 took a Stingball Grenade from his pocket, and tossed it over the box, before ducking back down, bracing himself. He heard the grenade go off, and he quickly prepared to finish the Commando off with his assault riffle. Coming from behind the box, he was surprised to see nothing there. There was the debris from his grenade, but nothing else. He searched the area, thinking maybe the Commando had taken shelter, but still couldn't find them. Suddenly, he heard footsteps behind him, he turned and prepared to fire. . . and dropped dead as the Israeli Commando put a round between his eyes with his Glock 19.
GSG-9: 3 Israeli Commandos: 3
The Israeli's victory was short lived however, as a GSG-9 had heard the sounds of gunfire and grenades, and had come to investigate. Upon seeing his fellow agent die, he took action by unloading his H&K G36 into the Commandos chest.
GSG-9: 3 Israeli Commandos: 2
As the GSG-9 walked away, he past by a couple of rusted out old cars. As he past them, a Commando leapt, a KA-BAR Knife in hand. The GSG-9 tried to shoot him, the Israeli ducked under his line of fire, grabbed his gun arm, and broke it. Crying out, the GSG-9 couldn't do much as the Commando stabbed him in the cut. As he slid to the ground, the Israeli Commando gave him a farewell pat on the head. Before running off.
GSG-9 2 Israeli Commandos: 2
Seeing his Commander, the Israeli Commando ran toward his leader, who was hiding in the shadows.
Back in the barnyard, a GSG-9 looked through the scope of his H&K PSG1. Seeing an Israeli running around, the GSG-9 took careful aim and fired. The Commando dropped without ever knowing what hit him.
GSG-9: 2 Israeli Commandos: 1
Seeing one of his men killed by what was obviously a snipper angered the Commando. Judging by were his solider had dropped, and where he assumed the shot had been fired, lead him to where he guest the sniper was hiding out. He slipped in through the warehouse doors and up a set of steps to the top floor, three stories up. Sneaking into the top room, he saw the sniper still peering out the window. Taking out his combat knife, he snuck up on him. His choice of the knife instead of a gun proved to be unfortunate, for when he stepped on an old floorboard sneaking up on him, it creaked and gave away his position.
Instantly the GSG-9 whirled around and fired. The bullet struck the wall right next to the Commandos' head. The Commando threw the knife, and it buried in the GSG-9's shoulder. Before the GSG-9 could fire off another shot, the Israeli Commando was upon him.
He yanked the H&K PSG1 from the GSG-9's hands, before upper-cutting him in the chin. But the GSG-9 was no slouch either. When the Commando came at him again, he kicked him in the chest, followed by a wicked haymaker to the side of the head, leaving the Commando stunned. Looking out the window, the Israeli saw the GSG-9 Leader coming toward the Warehouse. Not sure he could take two at once, he knew he would have to finish this fight quickly. He reached into his pocket, and pulled out what looked like a . . . cellphone?
When he and the GSG-9 came together again, he elbowed the man in the stomach before pushing him to the wall. While the GSG-9 struggled to break the larger man's grip, he didn't notice the Commando slip something into one of his pockets. He wasn't able to break the grip and the Israeli slammed his head against the wall, before shoving toward the warehouse window. The GSG-9 couldn't regain his balance in time, and ended up going right through the window. Plummeting three stories, he looked up to see the Israeli Commando watching him fall, while taking something out of his pocket.
The GSG-9 was certainly surprised when one of his men came tumbling out of the warehouse window. He saw the Israeli Commando there, and tried to shot him with the Remington, but the Commando just ducked back inside. Turning his attention back to his comrade, he went to check his vitals. The way he figured it, the Commando was trapped inside the warehouse, and the GSG-9 officer had survived his fall.
Inside the warehouse, the Commando ducked inside to avoid having his head blow off by the GSG-9 commander. It was already to late for them though. As the Israeli Commando leader took a look at the cellphone he'd taken from his pocket, and called the "special number" for the one he had planted on the GSG-9 he'd sent through the window.
The GSG-9 was checking the vitals of the agent, who by the looks of it would survive. That was when he heard a sudden ringing. Confused, the GSG-9 didn't react in time, as the semtex-laced-cellphone in his soldier's pocket, exploded. He was thrown back by the explosion, as the GSG-9 who had it in his pocket was torn apart.
Hearing the explosion, the Israeli Commando raced down the stairs, armed with his Micro Galil just in case. He needn't have bothered. When he checked, both GSG-9ers had been killed.
GSG-9: 0 Israeli Commandos: 1
Winner: Israeli Commandos!
Israeli Commandos: 530
Micro Galil: 300
Glock 19: 107
Semtex: 66
KA-BAR Knife: 57
GSG-9: 470
H&K PSG1: 221
H&K G36: 152
Remington 870: 97
Stingball Grenade: 0
Narrator: In this climactic battle of Special Forces, it was the Israeli Commandos who walked away victorious. His greatest weapon was the Micro Galil, which scored an unprecedented 300 kills in the simulation. But the GSG-9 didn't go done with out a fight, with both the PSG1 and the G36 scoring triple digit kills.
Dr. Dorian: This battle was pretty close. Those Israeli Commandos are some pretty tough customers, and I can't say I'm shocked they won. This was a very close battle between two very skilled operatives.
We see the Israeli Commando salute his fallen men, before making his way out of the lot.
The End.
you know, wouldn't the kevlar vest and the helmet stop the bullets from the isreali commandos' guns and knife?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm pretty sure the GSG-9 used a knife and pistol and the Israeli Commandos used a Sniper Rifle and Shotgun.
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