Mafia vs. Spetsnaz

Disclaimer: I don't own Deadliest Warrior; but I wish I did.

Deadliest Warrior, Chapter 10: Mafia vs. Spetsnaz

Narrator:
The Mafia; deadly enforcers on the mean streets of New York.
(We see some mafia thugs shaking down a man on the street).

Narrator:
Spetsnaz; top secret commandos, the spearhead of the Russian army.
(We see some spetsnaz commandos searching a nearby building).

                                                        WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world class fighters are testing histories most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who is....THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!

Mafia:
Height: 5' 10"
Weigh: 170 LBS
Armor: None
Gear: 10 LBS

Spetsnaz:
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 175 LBS
Force Size: 15,000
Gear: 27 LBS

Narrator:  Here in the Fight Club, we take six weapons used by the masters of urban crime, the mafia:

Sawed-off Shotgun
Baseball Bat
Tommy Gun
Stiletto Knife
Pineapple Grenade
Molotov Cocktail

Narrator: And pit them against the weapons used by the highly trained Spetsnaz:

Makarov Pistol
Ballistic Knife
Saiga Shotgun
AK74 Carbine
Dragunov Rifle
RGD-5 Grenade

Narrator: First the two teams will test out their warriors mid-range firearms: The Mafia's Sawed-off Shotgun, and the Spetsnaz Makarov Pistol.

Bob loaded the shotgun inside the Fight Club firing range. Taking quick aim, he fire. The bullets tore a hole in the dummies torso, and flew out the back.

Next it was Fred's turn, and after loading his pistol, fired several shots at the dummy. One in the head, two in the chest, and three in the stomach.

Dr. Dorian: When you look at it, both weapons can kill with extreme efficiency. But with the higher caliber weapons, like the shotgun, any hit is more likely to be a kill shot then if one is hit by a small caliber weapon.

Edge: Mafia.

Narrator: Next they'll test out their short range weapons: The Spetsnaz Ballistic Knife, and the Mafia's Baseball Bat.

Fred aimed his knife, and after getting the signal, hit the button that caused the knife blade to shot out through several suspended balls.

Dr. Dorian: This is impressive because it's a weapon, yeah. But it's also a projectile that you don't expect to be a projectile.

Next Bob walked up to some suspended beef, twirling his baseball bat. Taking a stance, he swung for the fences. The swing broke the spine, and the swings that followed broke the ribs as well as causing internal bleeding.

Dr. Dorian: While the ballistic knife was certainly impressive, there's something to be said about the classics. Yes the knife can shoot, but if it misses, they've disarmed themselves. And as a basic knife, the bat has longer reach, and can potentially cause more damage.

Edge: Mafia

Narrator: Now the two teams will test out their long range weaponry: The Mafia's Pineapple Grenade, and the Spetsnaz Dragunov Rifle.

Bob walked out toward his target. In the middle of a demolition site they had built a fake room with several dummies inside. Bob pulled the pin on the grenade and tossed it through the window of the building, then ran away. The grenade went off, knocking over some of the walls. Dr. Dorian came and examined the bodies. Some had been killed by the explosion, while some by the shockwave, while others (while injured) were left alive.

Dr. Dorian: This is a powerful weapon that can do a lot of damage. However, the fact that they have to get close enough to throw it, as well as the fact that it might cause collateral damage, makes it a double edged sword.

Next was Fred's turn. He sat on a hill looking down at several moving mannequin targets through the scope of his dragunov sniper rifle. Then the testers started the clock. Taking quick aim, he fired his first shot, and nailed the mafia mannequin in the head. He proceeded onward in this fashion for 45 seconds. After that it was confirmed that all of the mannequins had been "killed".

Dr. Dorian: This weapon is a better example of what defines a long range weapon, it provides distance, and a way to target so there is no collateral damage.

Edge: Spetsnaz

Narrator: Now the testers will look at something that can't be measured by a computer alone. Each warrior brings in an "X" factor that separates him from his opponent, and makes him unique. For the Spetsnaz, it is there incredible efficiency, and training. To demonstrate this, the Spetsnaz team will show the way they handle a weapon like: The AK74 Carbine.

Fred looked at the course: five targets, strategically arranged. On the signal he quickly lets out two controlled burst form the gun. Rolling to the right for a better position, released another burst at the target in the window. Standing up and facing to his left gave him the perfect angle to hit the last target. Upon examination the targets were all found to have been killed, and in record time.

Dr. Dorian: It's not often to see such brutal efficiency, or such skillful displays. The training alone to be able to pull this off makes them a definite contender. 

Narrator: Next the Mafia will test out their "X" factor. That being there unbelievable cruelty in asserting their control over their territory. And no more cruel weapon need be found then: The Mafia's Stiletto Knife.

Bob faced his dummy, knife in hand. With a flick the retractable blade popped out, ready for action. He stepped up to the dummy and gutted it with the blade. But he wasn't finished just yet. He slit the dummies throat, then reached in grabbed the tongue and pulled out the cut; a Sicilian necktie.

Dr. Dorian: While this is definitely a lethal weapon, with frightening potential, it really can't compare to the AK74 Carbine. It's like they say: "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight".

Edge: Spetsnaz

Narrator: Now the two teams will compare two more mid to long range firearms from their two teams: The Spetsnaz Saiga Shotgun, and the Mafia's Tommy Gun.

Bob took the fully loaded Tommy Gun and looked out over the course. On receiving the signal he let out a spray of bullets that soon had destroyed the course. The time was just about twenty seconds.

Next was Fred with his Saiga shotgun. He also destroyed the course with his bullets. His time however was twenty-five seconds.

Dr. Dorian: Both these weapons, to me, seem equal. They're both automatic, they both get the job done, but to me it looks like the mafia got it done just a bit faster.

Edge: Mafia.

Narrator: For our final test, our two teams will test out their most explosive weapons: The Mafia's Molotov Cocktail, and the Spetsnaz RGD-5 Grenade.

Fred took his grenade to the specified area pulled the pin and threw it in the seal room. The thing went off with a bang, shrapnel flying and hitting several dummies.

Dr. Dorian: This is powerful, and the shrapnel only makes it worse. If the explosion doesn't get you, the debris might. You'd have to really lucky to survive if one of those goes off near you.

Bob was next, facing a car with two fake dummies. He held the molotov bottle in his hands gingerly. He lit the end of it and tossed it through the front window. At first nothing happened, then fire suddenly started to blossom in the middle of the car. A few seconds later the whole car was in flames. The temperatures raising higher and higher, roasting the two dummies.

Dr. Dorian: Burns are always a nightmare to heal because, even if they get out of the fire, that heat is still cooking them. The only problem I see with this weapon is that it takes a few seconds for the fire to spread. In that much time the other guys can get out of the way and shoot you. It just isn't the same thing as the grenade.

Edge: Spetsnaz

Narrator: With all the testing complete, Max Geiger uploads the data gathered from the tests into the battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studio, to simulate a battle to the death between these two warriors. To make sure that victory isn't snatched by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated 1000 times. Who will win in this squad on squad battle of opposites? The untrained but brutal Mafia? Or the cold hard spear of the Russian Army? It's time to find out which team is deadliest!

Close Range Edge: Mafia's Baseball Bat

Primary Firearm Edge: Mafia's Sawed Off Shotgun

Long Range Weapon Edge: Spetsnaz Dragunov Rifle

"X" Factor Weapon Edge: Spetsnaz AK74 Carbine

Secondary Firearm Edge: Mafia's Tommy Gun

Explosive Weapon Edge: Spetsnaz RGD-5 Grenade

It's time to find out which warrior is truly the deadliest. Max hits the button on the computer, and suddenly the screen goes "Matrix" on us.

This fight takes place outside a warehouse, with a mafia hit-man guarding the door. Outside several Spetsnaz move into position. One is on a hillside looking at the mafia guard through the scope of his Dragunov. Two more are circling the building to find other entrances. The last two are prepared to take the main entrance on the leader's signal. Said leader gives the signal to the man on the hill, who, in turn shoots the guard in the head. With him down the two Spetsnaz make for the now unguarded door.

Mafia: I I I I                         Spetsnaz: I I I I I

Inside the warehouse, the remaining mafia hear the gunshot sound. Two of them flee out the back. The other two head to the main entrance as it is busted in by two Spetsnaz. They flip over a table and begin to trade gunfire. One of the mafia men is shot by a bullet from the leader's carbine. He is hit in the chest and topples over. The mafia leader meanwhile is able to hit the second Spetsnaz in the head with a burst from his Tommy Gun.

Mafia: I I I                         Spetsnaz: I I I I

The sniper Spetsnaz makes his way down the hill toward the entrance. Hearing gunfire, he decides to sneak in through a side door. As he makes his way in, a mafia hit man steps from the shadows and shoots him in the back. He then heads outside to patrol for any more intruders.

Mafia: I I I                         Spetsnaz: I I I

A mafia sees a Spetsnaz coming down the hall and waits behind a doorway with a baseball bat. When the spetsnaz comes through he swings at his head. But the Spetsnaz ducks, and elbows the mafia in the stomach. He then turns and kicks the mafia in the chest, causing him to fall to the floor. The Spetsnaz raises his Saiga and fires a couple of rounds into the man's chest to put him down. He then takes one of the side exits and heads back outside.

Mafia: I I                             Spetsnaz: I I I

Hearing gunfire within, the mafia with the shotgun waits behind one of the cars parked outside the warehouse. He sees a Spetsnaz come out of it and gets an idea. He opens the cars back seat quietly and extracts a molotov cocktail. He lights it with a cigarette lighter, and tosses it at the Spetsnaz's back. The bottle hits him and bursts into flame. The man screams, but doesn't die right away. He turns and makes as if to fire with his saiga. Quickly the mafia raises his own gun and fires first. The Spetsnaz dies, but the mafia had just used his second shell, and had to go back inside to try to find some more ammo.

Mafia: I I                             Spetsnaz: I I

Inside the main entrance the two leaders had just used up the last of their ammo. The mafia boss turns and runs out one of the side doors, grabbing a shotgun as he flees. The Spetsnaz boss runs in hot pursuit, pulling out his Makarov Pistol as he does.

Elsewhere, the only other mafia is desperate for some ammo. Hearing footsteps approach, he hides behind a crate. He sees another Spetsnaz. With no ammo, he reaches into his pocket. He pulls out his stiletto knife, and popped out the blade. Sneaking up behind the Spetsnaz he tried to stab him in the back. But the Spetsnaz heard him coming and turned around to fire at the mafia man. The mafia guy ducked under the barrel of the carbine, the reached up and stabbed the Spetsnaz in the hand, making him drop his gun. The Spetsnaz pulls out his own knife, and the two circle each other wearily. The mafia lunged forward, but the Spetsnaz superior training allowed him to grab the oncoming mafia and flip him over his shoulder. He then turned and stabbed down. The mafia grabbed his arm to try to stop it, but was still slowly coming. The mafia tried to distract the Spetsnaz by stabbing him the knee. The Spetsnaz jerked in pain, accidently pulling the trigger on the Ballistic knife in his hand. The blade shot down, and hit the mafia man in his heart. The Spetsnaz stood up and removed the stiletto from his leg, retrieved his gun and went to find his commander.

Mafia: I                             Spetsnaz: I I

The mafia was still running from the leader of the Spetsnaz, who was behind him, occasionally turning to fire a shot from his shotgun. The Spetsnaz, would in turn avoid being shot and fire a few rounds from his pistol. Unfortunately both had a hard time shooting while running. Then the mafia leader saw his exit. At the same time from down the hall the second Spetsnaz saw him and began running (from the mafia bosses left) at him and firing at him as well. One of the bullets nicked the mafia in the thigh, which slowed him slightly. The mafia manage to make through the door to the outside. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out his pineapple grenade. Pulling the pin he tossed it where it landed just inside the door.

The Spetsnaz leader saw the motion and knew what was coming, and shouted a warning to his subordinate. But his comrade had not seen and when he heard the warning he was too close. He tried to turn and run, but it wasn't enough. The grenade went off, and the blast sent him flying where he landed on a table, breaking it.

Mafia: I                                 Spetsnaz: I

Now angry over the loss of his men, the leader ran faster. When he got outside he saw the lead mobster running toward his car. But the Spetsnaz would not have it. He took out his own grenade and, tossing overhand, put it through the front windshield. The mafia saw this, and altered his course away form the car. The explosion still knocked him off his feet though when the car exploded.

The head mafia got up slowly, the shotgun loose in his hands. He looked up to see the Spetsnaz leader, his face set in stone, point the Makarov pistol at him. "Click". The commander looked down, he was out of ammo. The mafia boss sneered. Really, forgetting to reload your weapon was just stupid. He raised his shotgun and fired. "Click". He blinked, apparently he was out of ammo too. The two leaders looked at each other, then began to rapidly reload their weapons. Each knowing that who ever reloaded first would be the victor.
   
The mafia boss's hands shook as he desperately tried to load a cartridge  into the barrel. He looked up and saw the Spetsnaz doing the same, but to him, just a bit quicker. Panicking he rushed the Spetsnaz swinging the gun like a bat. The Spetsnaz looked up, and ducked under the swing. He punched the mafia man in the gut, and he stumbled back, only to swing the gun again. The commander leaned back to avoid it, but the swing knocked his gun form his hand.
   
The next time the mafia swung, he was ready, ducking the swing and getting inside the mobster's guard. He gave his enemy a jab to the stomach, then one to the face. The mobster responded by tackling the spetsnaz to the ground. The Spetsnaz just rolled him over and punched him in the face, breaking his nose. He reached out to break the criminal's neck, when he felt a sudden pain in his chest. He looked down, and saw a stiletto knife in the mobsters hands. Luckily the armor had thrown off the aim, but the cut was still very deep. 
   
When the Spetsnaz looked down to see what had hurt him, the mafia hit man used the last of his strength to roll him off, and tried to crawl back to where he saw his gun. But the Spetsnaz grabbed his ankle, and tried to pull him back. Frightened the hit man kicked with his other leg, and hit the commander in the face, breaking his nose and chipping a tooth; but also allowing him to crawl away.
  
Scrambling toward his Shotgun, the Mafia boss sighed in relief to see it loaded. Grabbing the gun, he gave a quick pump, then turned over to fire at the Spetsnaz leader. His finger on the trigger he prepared to fire . . . BANG! only to fall backwards, a bullet hole in head. The Spetsnaz leader stood up, and holstered his Makarov pistol, he throws his head back and cries: "Ya Spetsnaz!"

Mafia: 0                            Spetsnaz: 1

Winner: Spetsnaz

Spetsnaz: 533

AK74 Carbine: 290

Saiga Shotgun: 106

Dragunov Rifle: 86

RGD-5 Grenade: 26

Ballistic Knife: 10

Makarov Pistol: 15

Mafia: 467

Tommy Gun: 370

Pineapple Grenade: 59

Baseball Bat: 15

Sawed-off Shotgun: 20

Molotov Cocktail: 2

Stiletto Knife: 1

Narrator: In this battle of opposites, it was the highly skilled Spetsnaz that came out on top. His victory was greatly because his AK74 Carbine and Saiga Shotgun both scored impressive three digit scores.

Dr. Dorian: I'll admit, I'm not surprised that the Spetsnaz won this round. While the Mafia may have some powerful weaponry behind them, it's just not enough to overcome the superior training and skill of the Spetsnaz.

We see the Spetsnaz leader standing over the dead Mafia boss. He takes a cigar from his pocket, lights it, then head back toward the van the Spetsnaz arrived in. Turning back to the warehouse he raises a hand in salute to his fallen comrades.

The End.