Disclaimer: I don't own Deadliest Warrior; but I wish I did.
Deadliest Warrior, Chapter 8: KGB vs. SWAT
Narrator:
The KGB; Communist Russia's secret police whose rain of terror left nations marred with blood.
(We see a couple of KGB agents torturing a suspect).
Narrator:
SWAT, The elite special forces of U.S law enforcement, who take on the country's most dangerous police force missions
(We see a SWAT sniper taking out a suspect).
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world class fighters are testing histories most lethal weapons. Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go toe to toe. No rules. No safety. No mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who is....THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!
KGB
Years Active: 1954 - 1991
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 170 LBS
Missions: Espionage& Sabotage
SWAT
Height - 5' 11
Weight - 190 LBS
Gear - 60 LBS
Armor - Kevlar Vest & Helmet
Narrator: Here at the fight club we test out four weapons used by the deadly Kremlin Spies, the KGB:
Shoe Knife
Camera Gun
Skorpion SMG 61
Dead Drop Spike
Narrator: And pit them against weapons used by the elite U.S Law Enforcement, SWAT:
Benelli M4
LWRC-PSD
Remington 700
Taser Shockwave
Dr. Dorian: This match is actually very interesting. Usually we try to have a battle of opposites, but this time we've gone really out there. First you have the KGB, truly some of the deadliest spies the world has ever known. However, a lot of their weapons are made for spy on spy combat; which could make things difficult. With the SWAT, while most of their weapons are great for combat, some are ment for subduing. So this will definitely be an interesting fight.
Narrator: First the two teams will test out their close range weaponry: The KGB's Shoe Knife, and the SWAT's Benelli.
Fred put on a pair of KGB shoes. With a stomp the blades popped out. Fred then proceded to kick at a side of beef. The blade penetrated deeply, and caused severe bleeding.
But Bob and the SWAT team weren't impressed. Bob loaded his Benelli and took aim at his dummy. He fired two bullets, one in the chest and one in the head. The dummy's brais blew out and decorated the floor.
Dr. Dorian: While in some respects, the shoe knife does have advantages, mostly in a hand to hand situation, it just doesn't compare to the Benelli. It's like the saying goes: "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight." Edge to the Benelli.
Edge: SWAT
Narrator: Next the two sides will try to show who has the superior mid-range weaponry: The SWAT LWRC-PSD, or the KGB Camera Gun.
Fred was situated in a crowd of dummies. At the front was a dummy standing at a podium, imitating an official. Fred looked through his Camera gun, trying to get the aiming just right. When he had it he fired. The bullet hit the dummy at the podium right between the eyes for an instant kill.
But Bob and the SWAT team aren't impressed.
Bob handled the LWRC like a pro. His task was to go through a series of simulation hallways and kill the targets, while leaving the hostages alive. He ran through, pumping each target dummy full of lead. Some dummies were practically blown apart by the force of the shots. Soon he'd reached the end.
Dr. Dorian: Now this actually seems somewhat unfair. Both these weapons do what they should rather well, but are ment for totally different situations. The camera gun is great for a secretive kill, but is unsuited to battlefield combat. And while that is what the LWRC excels at, it's not very stealthy. But I guess in the end, I have to give the edge to the LWRC.
Edge: SWAT
Narrator: Now the two sides will face off using their long range weaponry: The KGB's Skorpion SMG, and the SWAT's Remington 700.
Bob stepped up to a sniper hut with the Remington. His targets were special moving dummies. He shot at the targets in rapid succession, though it took him a full thirty seconds to line up five kill shots. Some shots he made missed, some hit but were not fatal, and he had to reload every once in a while.
The KGB were not impressed. They pointed out that the weapon was very hit or miss. It could only be used at long range, and if they missed, it would give away their positon. They claimed that their Skorpion was much more versatile.
Fred stood looking at the special moving target dummies. He had chosen to stand only slightly closer to his targets then Bob had from his sniper's nest. The team started the timer and Fred opened fire, hitting the first dummy in the head from the get go. Since the gun was rapid fire weapon, as opposed to the Remington, the job got done faster. The ammo capacity was better too, and soon the job was done, at nineteen seconds.
Dr. Dorian: This one is close, but I think I like the Skorpion better. The KGB team is right that the weapon can be used at different ranges, where the Remington is really only effective at a long range. The Skorpion is also automatic, and has a larger ammo capacity, so they don't need to reload as often. Edge to the Skorpion SMG 61
Edge: KGB
Narrator: For the final test, our two teams will test out their special, explosive weapons: The SWAT Team's Taser Shockwave, and the KGB's Dead Drop Spike.
Bob set up the Taser Shockwave, which was placed in front of a bunch of dummies, all wearing standard civilian clothes. This test was to see how many targets could be hit at once. The SWAT had volunteered to taser one of the Deadliest Warrior team as a demonstration, but were quickly declined.
Bob set off the device, and watched as multiple wires burst from their casings, thirteen of the twenty connected with various targets, sparks flickering here and there.
Dr. Dorian: Well, it can certainly hit a lot of people, and from what we've seen in the past involving tasers they're going to bring you down if you're hit. But the problem is that tasers are not that deadly. If you get hit, you'll be incapacitated as long as the cords are in you, but unless you get hit with a lot, and you've got a weak heart, they are not likely to kill you. They mostly just set you up to be killed by something else.
The KGB team was confident this time, they saw how the SWAT team failed to please in the right ways. They said that their weapon was a guaranteed kill, every time. Even though it was technically a trap, it was very effective for the KGB in espionage.
The KGB prepared for their test by placing a tiny explosive in a camera film canister. They then placed the canister in the lap of a dummy, who was situated in a stall. Normally the charge would have been set off when the enemy opened it, but this was just a test. Next the the team ducked for cover, while Fred hit the switch to detonate the charge. The charge went off with a loud boom, sending a large cloud of smoke from the debris into the air. When the smoke had cleared, it was clearly an instant kill. The dummy was in pieces, and the stall destroyed; all by the force of the explosion.
Dr. Dorian: Once again the choice is obvious. While the SWAT's Taser Shockwave may be able to put the enemy down for a while, the KGB's Dead Drop Spike puts them down permanently. Edge goes to the KGB's Dead Drop Spike.
Edge: KGB
Narrator: With all the testing complete, Max Geiger uploads the data gathered from the tests into the battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studio, to simulate a battle to the death between these two warriors. To make sure that victory isn't snatched by a single lucky blow, the battle will be simulated 1000 times. Who will win in this battle of opposites? The KGB who waged a bloody covert war on the United States? Or SWAT, America's Elite Law Enforcers. Communism or Democracy? Espionage or Direct Assault?
Close Range Edge: SWAT Benelli M4
Mid Range Edge: SWAT LWRC-PSD
Long Range Edge: KGB Skorpion SMG 61
Special Weapon Edge: KGB Dead Drop Spike
It's time to find out which warrior is truly the deadliest. Max hits the button on the computer, and suddenly the screen goes "Matrix" on us.
This fight takes place in a run down building, where four KGB agents are discussing their plans. The fifth is outside on lookout. A SWAT van pulls up out of sight, and five men hop out. The leader gives each their orders, and they split up.
One SWAT makes his way up to the meeting room. Hearing voices going on inside, he kicks the door in, Benelli M4 drawn. The KGB look up startled, the group consists of two men, on young, one old; and two women, a blond and a brunette. The young man goes to draw his gun, but the SWAT shoots him in the head. The blond woman, however, is quick on the draw, and shoots him with her Skorpion. Giving some quick orders to her fellow KGB agents, everything of value is taken out of a briefcase and slipped into a film canister. The blond takes off down to different hallways. The old man quickly riggs the briefcase before leaving it on the table. He then turns and him and the brunette take a different hallway.
KGB: 4 SWAT: 4
Two SWAT made their way into the room, having heard gunshots being fired. They see their dead comrade, as well as the body of one of the KGB agents. The first makes his way over to the briefcase left on the table. They had been ordered to kill the spies, and bring back anything they found. Nodding to his comrade, the other man turned it toward him and undid the latches on the case.
And was promptly blown off his feet into the wall as the explosive Dead Drop Spike did its job. The other SWAT managed to survive and, shakily made his way out of the room, the smoldering body of his comrade left behind.
KGB: 4 SWAT: 3
Outside in an ally a SWAT sat behind a Taser Shockwave. He was hidden in shadows, which allowed him to see one of the exits, but let him stay hidden. The man looked at the next street over, were some man was busy filming the hustle and bustle of the city. The SWAT rolled his eyes "tourists". Suddenly the door he was watching flew open. That was when he flipped the switch. The man in front caught most of them with his chest, but a couple hit the woman too. The SWAT switched off the machine and made his way over to them.
The man across the street turned toward the ally. He knew that was where his comrades were supposed to come out. The leader had radioed him about the intruders and to be on the lookout. Seeing the SWAT drawing his weapons over the fallen KGB agents made the camera man act quickly. Making sure his aim was just right, he fired his Camera Gun at the back of the man's neck. The man fell over like a sack of potatoes. He made his way over to his fellow agents to assist them. The brunette was fine though a little shaken. He checked the old man. Dead. Apparently the shock had been to much for his old heart. The brunette then slipped him the microfilm before they prepared to make their way to their leader.
KGB: 3 SWAT: 2
The two KGB hear someone coming down the hall. The man tells the woman to stay back while he engages his Shoe Knife. Rushing around the corner and surprising the SWAT, the KGB agent delivers an upward kick, knocking the SWAT's LWRC-PSD out of his hands. When the SWAT goes to reach for his pistol, the KGB kicks him in his side. Though the kevlar armor protects somewhat, it still hurts. The KGB goes for a second kick, but the SWAT grabs the leg, leaving the KGB awkwardly balanced. The KGB goes to punch the SWAT at the same time the SWAT draws his Benelli M4. The punch just glances off the SWAT's helmet, but the bullet from the Benelli M4 to the KGB's face, was fatal.
KGB: 2 SWAT: 2
The SWAT, after checking to make sure his wounds weren't serious, retrieved his LWRC-PSD. He also checked over the downed KGB agent and discovered the capsule containing the microfilm. Recognizing it's importance, he planned to make his way back to the SWAT van.
The female KGB agent paled when she saw the SWAT take the microfilm. She knew she had to get it back. As the SWAT came her way she took out her Skorpion SMG 61. She jumped out and opened fire. One hit him in the shoulder, the other in the leg. One hit him in the chest, but his kevlar vest protected him. He returned fire with his LWRC-PSD, hitting her in the chest, piercing her lung. She went down and he proceeded forward.
As he stepped over her, she tried to lift her Skorpion, but only managed to cough up some blood, then die.
KGB: 1 SWAT: 2
As the SWAT made his way out of the building he pasted by some stairs. On those stairs was the KGB leader, who saw him just before he saw her. That split second made all the difference as she managed to shoot him in the neck with her Skorpion. She then ran down and took the microfilm from him, before rushing outside.
KGB: 1 SWAT: 1
As the woman quickly ran to her car, she couldn't help but be furious. Months of planning would have to be rescheduled. Oh well, as long as she managed to keep the microfilm safe, everything would be fin - -
At that moment the woman stopped, then collapsed, a trail of blood going down from her forehead. She had never heard the shot that had ended her.
Up on the rooftop, the SWAT commander put down his Remington 700. He had checked the radio frequencies of his men, and knew that they were dead. Still, the mission had been accomplished, so perhaps it had not all been in vain. He stood and sent a silent salute to his fallen men.
KGB: 0 SWAT: 1
Winner: SWAT
SWAT: 564
Remington 700: 265
LWRC-PSD: 223
Benelli M4: 75
Taser Shockwave: 1
KGB: 436
Skorpion SMG 61: 358
Dead Drop Spike: 71
Camera Gun: 5
Shoe Knife: 3
Narrator: In this battle of opposites, it was the SWAT team that prevailed. This was due greatly thanks to his Remington 700 sniper rifle.
Dr. Dorian: I'm not too surprised. The KGB was ment for stealth, not full on combat, so it's understandable that they lost.
We see the the SWAT team leader take the microfilm from the dead KGB agent, before going back to the SWAT van to call headquarters.
The End.
Why Spies vs Counter-Terrorists Force? Also, you could have given the SWAT a melee weapon and the KGB a different gun.
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